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      • On the 8th day...
        07/28/08
        Fortunately for the world, China is introducing a new program to guarantee the dignity of the upcoming Olympics: sex-testing for athletes who may or may not be men. The news:

        "Olympic host Beijing has set up a sex determination lab to test female Olympic athletes suspected to be male

      • Ancient toys
        07/24/08


        In keeping with tradition, Chan believes all that is old is good and all that is new is bad. Unless that which is new is a young, fresh lady, because Chan does not believe in stale, old ones - except his wife, bless her soul.
        This theory can be confirmed quite easily. Films, music,

      • Games two can play
        07/22/08

        "We'll leave the light on for you..."

        Viagra, a popular anti-impotence pill, may help some women on antidepressants have better sex, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.

        They found women on antidepressants who took Viagra had fewer sexual side effects than tho

      • Chan's Personal Space
        07/17/08

        "Doodie!"

        As an American, you might look upon the above picture and wonder how you would ever survive such a scene. Most westerners believe in their personal space and get downright nasty if they lose it. Well, how about a little perspective?

        Via the Thinkquest

      • The Concept of Shame
        07/16/08

        Shame, it seems, is a scar - like a second buttcrack.

        In a scene reminiscent of George Costanza pushing small children out of the way to escape a burning apartment, we have Fan Meizhong, who realized - once he had already reached safety - that he was the first one out of a building

      • My God! That was Uggla!
        07/16/08

        How's he gonna screw up this bunt?

        What the hell is wrong with this guy? Three errors in an All-Star Game by one player - sounds like the fix was in last night. Luckily he atoned for his fielding and proved his good intentions by striking out twice and grounding into a double p

      • What could go wrong in Beijing? Chan retorts...
        07/14/08

        Snot Rocket

        You might take one look at the above shot and think, "My, those sailors really have a lot of balls for racing through that eco-sludge!", but then you'd be wrong. They didn't choose this particular patch of eco-sludge. It chose them - yeah, that's

      • That guy
        07/11/08
        Would you like to see this guy play in the forthcoming MLB All-Star Game?


        Mustache Pete

        What about this guy?


        Mustache Giambi

        What do they share in common? Well, if it doesn't seem obvious enough to you on the surface, there are a couple of

      • What's wrong with Orlando?
        07/10/08
        Florida brings to mind some pretty terrible things. Hurricanes. Hanging chads. Steve Spurrier. The "don't-tase-me-bro", uh, bro. Hell, just take a look at former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris, the big-balled lady partially responsible for the 2000 election turnabout, if

      • Those damn baby racists
        07/09/08
        Say what you will of the remarkably similar child-rearing methods of the Jews and Asians. Nobody ever said a little carrot and a whole lot of stick doesn't go a long way towards whipping those pesky kids into shape. But we generally stay away from accusing our children of racism.

        Not

      • Chinese Hell
        07/03/08


        On October 30, 2002, David Letterman devoted his entire show to one guest, Warren Zevon. If anything, you know Zevon from the song “Werewolves of London”, but I picked the video above because it’s Zevon’s last public performance. He would die just a few months later from mesothelioma, a

      • I(phone) love you longtime
        07/02/08
        Shalom my fellow Asian Jewish mofos,

        Nine days till the release of the new iPhone 3G. I can not tell you how long I’ve waited for this. Although I’ve had my eye on it ever since it came out, I simply couldn’t justify paying $400-500 for a phone. You could feed a small village in China for

      • In regards to Nina Brosh, Chan Friedman, Thrift
        07/01/08


        Nina and I have something significant in common. It’s not our looks, think again. Figured it out yet? We are both CHINESE JEWS. Now, pick your jaw up off the floor and let me explain.

        My name is Chan Friedman. I am half Chinese, half Jewish. Sound strange? It’s certainly no