Florida brings to mind some pretty terrible things. Hurricanes. Hanging chads. Steve Spurrier. The "don't-tase-me-bro", uh, bro. Hell, just take a look at former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris, the big-balled lady partially responsible for the 2000 election turnabout, if you need a reminder as to what's wrong with the Sunshine State:


Possum Hunter

But for aging Jews, Florida has another dimension. It's where they like to spend their last days. Now I find out it's where young, non-Jewish people like to spend their last days, too.

"People are snatching people from bushes, it is scary."

Neighbors said they are familiar with the "East-Side Rapist" who has been targeting female joggers in the area for the last few years. Now there appears to be a murderer, too, or are they one in the same?

"The girls are walking or jogging down the street and the guy jumps out of the bushes and attempts to grab them and drag them in," Mankewich said. "In all three cases now, the females were able to get away."

It may sound silly, but my mother used to give me the exact advice that would’ve saved some of these poor victims. Basically, “watch out for people in the bushes.” Most kids don’t get that kind of sound advice, nor do they realize that it’ll serve them well later in life.

So I guess the question is, what the hell is wrong with Orlando?

And cause it's still funny even after being overplayed:



They weren't trying to arrest you, bro, just kick you out for asking dumb questions. Come on, you get tasered for asking some guy if he was in some goyum secret society? Only in Florida...