Fortunately for the world, China is introducing a new program to guarantee the dignity of the upcoming Olympics: sex-testing for athletes who may or may not be men. The news:

"Olympic host Beijing has set up a sex determination lab to test female Olympic athletes suspected to be males, state media reported Sunday.

Sex testing has been routine at the Olympics and other sports events for decades, triggered by fears that male athletes sought to cheat by posing as women."

Just ask Indian athlete Santhi Soundarajan, who was stripped of an Asian Games silver medal in 2006 after failing to prove he was a he, or something. It's all very complicated with these people.

Of course, when you’re born a Jew this problem is handled early on at a special, religious ceremony.



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